A shocking discovery by local scientists today revealed that Mr. Gregg Rosenthal is actually NOT a 22 year old black man. This information seemed to starkly contradict Gregg's so called "Ghetto Booty". This didn't come as more of a suprise to anyone but Mr. Rosenthal himself. He had to comment, "wha ho? Dis b so whack, I mean, I checked the shizza on MTV and heard Snoop d o double G talkin bout what cracklackin and I figured, fer rilla!" This could also explain the difficulties Mr. Rosenthal has finding a member of the opposite sex. His friends were contacted for a comment, but said nothing other than that they had worried about his mental state for a long time.
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A shocking discovery by local scientists today revealed that Mr. Gregg Rosenthal is actually NOT a 22 year old black man. This information seemed to starkly contradict Gregg's so called "Ghetto Booty". This didn't come as more of a suprise to anyone but Mr. Rosenthal himself. He had to comment, "wha ho? Dis b so whack, I mean, I checked the shizza on MTV and heard Snoop d o double G talkin bout what cracklackin and I figured, fer rilla!"
This could also explain the difficulties Mr. Rosenthal has finding a member of the opposite sex. His friends were contacted for a comment, but said nothing other than that they had worried about his mental state for a long time.
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