Supine

Etymology
From Middle English supin, from Latin supinum, supinus. Grammatical meaning is from the phrase supinum verbum

PronunciationIPA: /ˈsjuːpaɪn/, /supiːn/

Adjectivesupine

Lying on its back
Sloping or inclined
Lethargic; blameworthy indifference
Passive

This is me in a nutshell. My neck is jacked. I dunno if it's related to the "sneeze heard 'round the world". I am like R2D2 meets Beaker with the way I move.